Like the zombie mink of Denmark, the blog returns to life once more to herald the dawn of a brand new year. The delay was to check whether or not 2021 was a significant upgrade on 2020. Turns out, it isn’t.

Since my last post, not a whole lot has happened. Well, nothing good anyway.

Highlights of past 6 months:

• Feeding the cows.
• Collecting the cows’ output and spreading it on the garden.
• Putting up another two curtain rails. I can only apologise that you missed the live stream of this work – very much a fusion of film d’auteur melancholy and Tarantinoesque splatter cartoon.
• Collecting seaweed and spreading it on the garden.

I’ll spare you the lowlights.